With Mother’s Day around the corner it’s important to remember those important little mom-isms that helped shaped us into who we are today. You know, ones like:
- Don’t make that face or it’ll freeze in that position.
- Always change your underwear; you never know when you’ll have an accident.
- Be careful or you’ll put your eye out.
- What if everyone jumped off a cliff? Would you do it, too?
- Close that door! Were you born in a barn?
- If you can’t say something nice, don’t say anything at all.
- Don’t put that in your mouth; you don’t know where it’s been!
- It doesn’t matter what you accomplish, I’ll always be proud of you.
- Because I’m your mother that’s why.
- If I’ve told you once, I’ve told you a thousand times.
- If you fall out of that tree and break you leg , don’t come running to me.
- I’ve got eyes in the back of my head, that’s how
- Get that thing out of your mouth! (or nose)
- Just you wait until you have kids of your own – then you’ll understand
- I slave for hours over a hot stove and this is the thanks I get?!
- Who’ll end up walking, bathing and feeding it…?
Flowers, a phone call, dark chocolate, dinner out, dinner made, a hug, a card–it doesn’t matter what it is, because deep down Mother’s Day is everyday when you have kids. It doesn’t have to be Hallmark designated to make it so.
- FWD: Why God Made Moms (stuffmymomforwards.com)